Touch, 8 p.m., Fox
Keifer Sutherland’s show is starting its second season on Fridays – that is never a good sign. I did not watch this as this nothing about it interests me – are you glad it’s back?
Shark Tank, 8 p.m., ABC
“All five sharks consider business propositions that include a ticket-free coat check system, a belt buckle that doubles as a beverage holder, and what two women say is the solution to bedbugs.” OK, a ticket-free coat check system means you keep on your coat. A belt buckle that doubles as a beverage holder = catastrophe in the ladies’ room. The solution to bed bugs? I am all ears.
America’s Next Top Model, 8 p.m., CW
“The models are dressed as zombies.” So it’s like being a mannequin, except even deader.
